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Prank Calls

Well, the night had started off innocently enough. Miranda, Merl and I headed to Karyn’s for a sleepover to enjoy some drinks and get a tour of her beautiful new apartment.
After watching an unimpressive episode of SNL, Karyn suggested an activity that got 14 year old me (and let’s be real, 27 year old me)  overly excited: prank phone calls. If you don’t know Karyn, she can impersonate virtually any human being on the face of the planet and she can archive any song that’s ever been created in her mind and sing them by heart. The top song of the night for the prank calls? Aaron Neville’s ‘Don’t Know Much. And she nailed it. She also sand a fantastic rendition of Cher’s ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’, the Full House theme song and rapped Beastie Boys’ ‘Sabotage’.
I don’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.

In My Bag

Some items in bag include:
My old, old student ID. This is how I can continue to lie that I’m a college student and get 15 percent off my purchases at J Crew.
Wallet, duh. This Louis Vuitton wallet finally holds my cards and cash instead of getting lost in my purse as they did for years before finally getting a wallet.
Too many lipsticks. These include my favorite Mary Kay lip gloss in Cafe au Lait, Revlon Colorburst in Berry Smoothie, MAC lipsticks in Amplified and Russian Red and Revlon’s lip gloss in Fire.
Travel size perfume. Marc Jacobs Daisy is my favorite scent!
Face things. Dr. Jart+ Beauty Balm and Smashbox Photo Set Pressed Powder are necessary to touch up my face midday at work.
Business cards. I carry a huge stack of these in all my purses since I’m on the go a lot and I feel like an asshat when someone asks for one and I don’t have one to exchange.
Rayban Wayfarers. The only sunglasses I haven’t been able to destroy by carelessly tossing in my purse.
Not Pictured: piles of crinkled receipts, my migraine medication and pennies, so many pennies.